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  二、 老师去家访,一进门竟然看见他的学生正在抽烟!师生都被这一幕惊呆了,不知说什么好!家长连忙化解尴尬,责备孩子道:"光知道自个儿抽,也不快给老师点上一支!"

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  五、 上班是为了什么呀?老师说上班时是为了拿着家长的红包帮家长把孩子训练成书呆子。医生说上班是为了忽悠病人多花些钱。律师说上班时为了想法设法帮别人颠倒黑白。公务员说上班是为了学会各种方法榨取人民为自己服务。

  六、 同学说你有"知识",同事讲你懂"常识",导师夸你有"胆识",朋友赞你有"见识",牌友说你很"诚实",老婆骂你"不老实",我艳羡你"狗屎--运"!

  七、 GG问MM:我们成家后,家务你没问题吧?MM羞答答道:家务我还行,就两件事不会。GG急切的问:哪两件?MM低头小声说:我这也不会,那也不会!

  八、 中午陪儿子午睡。他半梦半醒之间,突然冒出一句:"小娘们儿,我回来了!"我听后瞬间石化,悄悄告诉老公,并交待老公不要让孩子看乱七八糟的电视。老公笑疯了,说那是《喜羊羊和灰太狼》里灰太狼的台词:"小羊们,我回来了!"

  九、 好朋友,要知冷暖,衣食住行都要关心,了解近况,要时刻关注好朋友的动态,不能漏掉好朋友的重要信息,所以我特别想知道你的,银行卡密码!

  十、 老婆对着镜子哭诉:"我越来越肥!越来越老!越来越丑了!" 随后,老婆对老公撒娇:"老公,你夸夸我,哄哄我呀!" 老公想了想,说道:"嗯,老婆,你的视力还是很好的!"

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